Why do these websites exist? Who pays for the hosting? We don't have answers. We only have links. If you are looking to embrace the absurd, you have found the right list.
1. Eel Slap!
It is exactly what it says on the tin. A man stares at the camera. You control an eel with your mouse. Move your mouse fast to slap him. Move it slow to caress his face with a slimy sea creature. It is mesmerizing, satisfying, and completely pointless.
2. Zombo.com
Welcome to Zombo.com. This is Zombo.com. You can do anything at Zombo.com. The only limit is yourself. This legendary website has been doing absolutely nothing but welcoming you since 1999.
3. Staggering Beauty
Warning: Contains flashing images. At first, it looks like a simple black worm that follows your mouse. Shake your mouse vigorously, however, and the worm—and the entire screen—explodes into a psychedelic rave. It's loud, it's aggressive, and it will wake you up.
4. Corn Dog on Corn Dog
Two corn dogs. One backdrop of corn dogs. Cinematic music. That's it. That's the website. It is a masterpiece of minimalism and fried batter.
5. Cat Bounce
The internet was made for cats. This site features cutouts of cats bouncing around the screen according to realistic physics. You can pick them up and throw them. You can click "Make it Rain" to add more cats. It is pure digital joy.
6. Bury Me With My Money
Based on a classic video game quote, this site is just a man falling through the sky endlessly while money piles up. It’s a hypnotic experience that might say something about greed, or maybe it just looks cool.
