From EU with love

It turns one of the web's most tiresome rituals into a boss battle with one thousand tiny health bars disguised as privacy notices.

The banners arrive in different languages, shapes, and levels of bureaucratic enthusiasm, offering every familiar variation of accept, reject, continue, settings, and the elusive little X.

There is no clever shortcut waiting to rescue you. The joke is the clicking, the clicking is the challenge, and somewhere around banner 700 the European Union may begin to feel personally involved.