An old web page collecting enthusiastic, absurd, and occasionally practical new uses for bananas.
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The page says it likes bananas and treats being called a banana as a compliment, which is a worldview more websites should have the courage to publish.
Its banana-use list sits in that perfect old-web zone between joke, hobby, and someone having a very specific afternoon.
New Uses for Bananas is useless because nobody needed this many banana ideas, but now that they exist, deleting them would be a loss for civilization.
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